Holly Willoughby And Phillip Schofield Present 'This Morning' Hungover, In Last Night's Clothes

Hangovers at home are awful. Hangovers at work are something akin to torture.

I shudder even thinking about the times I've sat in the office feeling like death warmed up, googling ways to kill myself so I could get out of my shift.

Luckily for me, I can keep my head down at my desk and shield my bloodshot eyes behind the familiar glow of my computer. The same can't be said for This Morning presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Let's face it. Holly and Phillip are certified hedonistic wreckheads - you don't get to host g-rated telly without being one.

The duo turned up to present the ITV daytime show in the same outfits they rocked at last night's National Television Awards. They looked a little worse for wear.

Holly said: "Should we be honest? I haven't been home yet. We came straight here."

The 34-year-old sat with a giant cushion on her knee and then admitted she'd had a spillage at the bash.

"I'm covering up mint sauce on my dress," she said. "This is a lovely dress, but can you see the yellow stains? It's mustard and piccalilli, before you jump to any conclusions."

"We're in a mess," Phillip said. "We can only apologise. We celebrated on behalf of each and every one of you.

"Neither of us should be on television."

We've all been there.

Girl Gives Out Lad's Number Instead Of Her Own And His Responses To The Texts Are Brilliant

It's a wonderful feeling when you successfully manage to get a girl's number. After a night out it's something to work with for the remainder of the weekend and the duration of the week. However, the game is changing. These days, if we're too persistent or a creep - which a lot of us are without realising - there are techniques girls use to easily mug us off.

Take these lads for example. They thought they'd hit the jackpot, only to find out they'd all been given a fake number...

This Is The Most Disturbing Kid's Book Of All Time

The 1975 book How A Baby Is Made doesn't leave out any disturbing details.

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Never judge a book by its cover.

 

It starts out innocently enough.

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"It begins when a man and a woman find love, despite their horrendous fashion choices."

 

Then things get a little more NSFW.

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"The man and the woman strip down, but stay in the same awkward back patting pose."

Things get very NSFW during the insemination.

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"The man releases four cartoonishly large sperms into the woman's lady balloon while they breathe into one another's mouths. Neither of them so much as blinks."

 

Time to cuddle standing up!

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"Just like an olive in a martini glass, the zygote floats aimlessly."

 

Now back to this pose, still naked.

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Hey bro, if the fetus is the size of a cocktail shrimp, you can probably put your pants back on.

 

After 9 pantsless months, the baby is almost ready.

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Danny DeVito?

 

At least they get dressed to go to the hospital.

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What a couple of hippies.

 

Once there, they visit the doctor from Human Centipede.

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Then the birthing process be—OH MY GOD!

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Have fun trying to sleep tonight! (Also, why is the doctor at that end of the bed holding something that looks like a hammer? No anesthesia?)

 

Ta-daaaa!

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"Why won't you love me?"

 

Mommy loves her bizarrely alert and fingerless newborn.

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Looks suspiciously like the doctor, to be honest.

She Looks Sweet But You Should See Her Next Selfie

This girl kinda looks like she was hangin’ out, having a great time, being herself, when all of a sudden a giant animal took a poop on her shoes. And she’s like… NOOOOOOOOOO.

Husband Opens Box Thinking It’s An Apple Watch, But What’s Inside Makes Him Cry

Who wants an Apple watch for their birthday?

How about for Christmas? Or Valentine’s day? Any of the above would work for me, if I’m being honest. I mean come on, those things are awesome.

To wear it is to love it.

Or so they say. I mean, once I saw these little babies hitting the shelves I must say, I couldn’t help but believe it. It has some amazing features that even the most technically challenged individual would get excited about. You can receive and respond to your notifications in seconds, track your daily activity (like how many steps you’ve taken, and a bunch of other really cool things). You can have and play music from it, using just your voice! (Is that for real? How cool!) You can also pay for stuff too, like groceries or cool fitness gear, whatever you want. All of these incredible features in one tiny little watch. It still blows my mind what technology is able to do.

This guy wanted an Apple watch. He really wanted an Apple watch. And he thought he was getting one. (I mean, she did hand him an Apple watch box, so it’s a little unfair).

He didn’t get an Apple watch. He got the furthest thing from it. When he opens the box and realizes there is no Apple watch inside he begins to cry, but wait until you see why he’s crying! He may not have gotten an awesome watch, but what he did get is much more amazing. His reaction is beautiful. Not only is his woman a genius for the way she gives him this incredible gift, she also knows how to build some suspense. This video is one of the sweetest and most emotional I’ve seen in a long time. What a happy surprise!

Watch it here:

17 Most WTF Photoshop Fails Of 2015 That Should Have Never Made It to the Internet

2015 was a great year for Photoshop flops. 

We had some angry celebrities, some strangely-shaped Victoria's Secret models, and some human barbies. 

There's something for everyone! Check out the worst examples of art and advertising gone wrong this year: 

1. This mysterious case of a disappearing butt cheek

2. And this case of disappearing nipples 

3. Lindsay Lohan's failed attempt at giving herself a butt in an Instagram photo

4. Jeb Bush's hand that seems to have darkened by a few shades

5. When Kim Kardashian got KAUGHT photoshopping her naked pics on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

6. Gigi Hadid's randomly disproportionate foot. 

7. Ariana Grande's monster hand.

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8. And whatever happened to Chris Evans’ hand here.

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A Husband Divorced His Wife After Looking Closer

However, he took a closer look and saw something that would change their lives forever. Do you see it?

If not, you'll definitely see it in the next picture.

How about now?

Yikes. I think you can guess how this one ends.

A man, whom the wife was cheating with, was hiding under the bed the entire time. The husband didn't see it until he looked at t

The husband, after confronting her with proof beyond the shadow of a doubt, filed for divorce. No word on what came of The Man Under The Bed. But he should probably not peek next time.