Look at this face.
This is the face of a man who wants to save £8.
Jordon Cox A.K.A the no-chill-savage-supreme needed to get from Sheffield to Essex, but the train was expensive. So he shopped around and realised that if he went via Berlin he could save almost a tenner.
Sure, it's an extra 1,017 miles, but eight quid is eight quid. You could buy a meal deal at the train station for that - possibly two meal deals #ballin
Jordon found that the cheapest one-way ticket from Sheffield to Shenfield, Essex was £47. Bloomin' expensive that.
However, he could spend £4 on a train from Sheffield to Derby, then £4.20 on a bus from Derby to East Midlands Airport, followed by a ridiculously cheap flight to Berlin with Ryanair for £11.83 then £9.54 on a flight from Berlin to Stansted and £8 on his bus ride home, totalling £37.57.
Unfortunately, Jordon didn't factor in the requisite £40 to £50 any flyer must spend in the Stansted Wetherspoon's prior to a trip of this nature.
Meaning his experiment cannot to be trusted.
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